Death

The news tells you people dont like to talk about death. If that was true, people would never talk about death, and yet, people talk about death all the time, to the point it's not interesting. People dont like to talk about sex and crazy people, but they love to talk about death.

Talking about death is dull, but people still love to talk about death and taxes for some reason. Death, taxes, and sports, three of the least interesting subjects seem to be the ones the most people talk about. You dont hear many people talk about bugs, trees, amphibians, or unicycles, they dont like to talk about those things (out loud) the way you hear people talk about death, taxes, and sports.

by Solid Mantis August 11, 2020

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death-song

A song so sublime, you can be satisfied to know that you will die immediately after the song is over. It is the last song you ever listen to.
When the song is over, you die.

Q: “Is there a song you could listen to just 1 more time?”
A: “Oh. You mean like a death-song.”

by Bobby Tsunami December 15, 2023

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Murder death room

That creepy ass room you have to sleep in at your friends house. For some reason, it gives you and your buds the creeps.

Okay! Who wants sleep in this room? (murder death room)

by goopieeee June 25, 2025

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Stream of Death

(noun) the instance in which a pooper is engaging in defecation and begins to urinate, but the stream of urination enters the crevice between the toilet seat and the toilet base, thus causing urine to soak the bathroom floor and back of the pooper's pants

Jake: Brian! What the fuck, man! Why's there piss all over the fucking bathroom floor?!
Brian: Sorry, bro, that's my bad. I was playing COC and I got the Stream of Death. Next thing I knew there was piss everywhere.
Jake: Aw man, sorry to hear. I understand the struggle.
Brian: Thanks for your understanding.
Jake:
Brian:
Jake: I love you.
Brian: Kiss me.

by kyle0326 April 7, 2020

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