Melatonian Death Ray: anything that a black person may be holding at any time, threateningly or not. Actual posession of a Melatonian Death Ray not required.
by PumpkinQueen Expiring@12 May 22, 2018
Get the Melatonian Death Raymug. by MineOwedWu's May 26, 2021
Get the The Death Sealmug. by REbserfuckingsejaf December 4, 2018
Get the deathmug. The girl brought a blue ringed octopus to her hotel in a fish tank and put it in the bath tub with her, but the good news is that she was an organ donor, and she had donated 7 organs to seven different strangers after she had determined whether or not they were worthy of her organ donations/transplants. She had a guilt complex about killing her husband in a car accident while distracted by a cell phone call. Had she been a fugitive from the law, she most likely wouldn't have time to feel guilty, but since his death looked like an accident, she had time not only to develop a guilt complex, but to pick and choose seven strangers as candidates for organ transplants after her premeditated suicide. Her octopus death was one of the more interesting ways to die that investigators or medical examiners had ever seen.
by The Original Agahnim September 13, 2021
Get the Octopus deathmug. by MrMprikiman October 12, 2023
Get the Death Noodlemug. A 2017 movie about a young woman who wakes up on her birthday and gets stuck in a timeloop where she is repeatedly murdered by an unknown person and wakes up, being full aware that the day is repeating itself over and over. In order to escape the timeloop, she must figure out who killed her and reverse the roles of killer and victim. But it's not going to be as easy as it seems.
by Ubeenbamboozledson December 9, 2021
Get the Happy Death Daymug. by gunnarxg February 1, 2019
Get the quick deathmug.