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Kezbob Potato

A girl who is crazy about potatoes and eats them raw. She gets bags of potatoes for her birthday. She uses chat GPT to generate song about potatoes.
Her life depends on potatoes of all sorts.
When I saw the girl running around with a billion of potatoes I ask her, "Are you a Kezbob Potato?".
My best friend is a Kezbob Potato!
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Argentinian potato snuffer

The act of licking ones fingers and closing the tip of another person's urethra akin to how one puts out a candle.
She didn't clip her nails before she gave me an Argentinian potato snuffer, and it hurt pretty bad.
by freakyfortnite August 26, 2025
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Oregon Baked Potato

The sexual act of gaping your partners rectum with a dead salmon, then filling their rectum with instant mashed potato powder and hot water. The partner then uses a StairMaster to 'mix' the mashed potatoes together. Lastly, the partner defecates the mashed potato mix into a bowl, which is then served for Thanksgiving dinner.
Man 1: "Dude, I gave my girl an Oregon Baked Potato last Thanksgiving!"
Man 2: "Dude, what the fuck? I ate at your place last Thanksgiving, thats disgusting! That was dead salmon ass potatoes?"
by the one and only dunce September 7, 2025
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Mashed Potatoes

To cut off your ball sack and testicles, mash them into a pulp and feed it to your sexual partner or eat it yourself.
"Did you hear that Jane ate her boyfriend's Mashed Potatoes?" "Yeah, I heard it was delicious"
by WeirdSexualStimulation September 17, 2025
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dulcet potato

Pronunciation: /ˈdʌlsɪt pəˈteɪtoʊ/ (This is a suggested phonetic pronunciation)
Definition:
1. Dulcet Potato (noun) - It is a part of a vegetable, specifically, the soft interior of a cooked potato.
2. This term identifies the tender and savory aspect of a potato that has undergone cooking.
Significance:
• It defines the “Dulcet Potato” as the soft interior part of a potato.
• It emphasizes the tender quality of the cooked interior.
• It identifies the specific portion of the vegetable referenced and the cooked potato.
• It uses the Latin root word “dulcet” to describe the quality of the potato.
Phrase: dulcet potato
Examples:
• “She enjoyed the dulcet potato with some butter.”
• “The chef mashed the dulcet potato to make a smooth dish.”
• “The child only desired to eat the dulcet potato from the baked vegetable.”
• “He scooped out the dulcet potato and remained the pelt on the plate.”
• “The recipe called for only the dulcet potato, not the pelt.”
by Dmitrio January 30, 2025
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Scooping Potatoes

There are two accepted definitions of scooping potatoes:

When a skier or snowboarder is carving deep, rounded tracks into fluffy snow (i.e., the gnar), they are said to be scooping potatoes.

Alternately: when one seduces a kitchen staff member at the mountain resort lodge, the eventual act of bodily communion is also known as scooping potatoes.
Dood, that run down Rendezvous Bowl was so sick!! I looked up at one point and saw Ry & Pat both scooping huge servings of potatoes.

So I walked out this morning to find Mark spooning with Mariana, that girl that works the kitchen line at Bear Den Lodge. You think they were scooping potatoes last night?
by spagett February 3, 2025
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potato

An otherworldly thing. People say its a vegetable but its too slay to be a mere veggie. The best thing to ever exist. The most delicious and the most amazing.
-what did you have for lunch?
-i had a baked potato
-u have been blessed my friend, i could do with a potato but sadly the universe does not favour me like it does you.
by potato1109 February 4, 2025
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