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Person 2: "Some good ol' Arctic Monkeys!"
Person 1: "I bet you get all the girls then mate"
Person 2: "Some good ol' Arctic Monkeys!"
Person 1: "I bet you get all the girls then mate"
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Get the Mayonnaise monkey mug.When the male scrotum goes unshaven for an extended period of time. This then causes an itching sensation. The act of scratching the hairy scrotum is known as ticking the monkey. This due to the resemblance a hairy scrotum has to a monkey.
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