thunder water motor boat

When she sticks a finger in his butt while he jerks off and she sits on his face

Don’t worry baby, just stick a finger in my butt and sit in my face and let’s thunder water motor boat

by Laughing boy. April 20, 2019

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Portuguese Hot water bottle

When a man jizzes in cup and then microwaves it, and then with out warning dumps it all over his girlfriend.

Peter:" So has your relationship with your bitch?"

Paul: "Not so great. I gave her a portuguese hot water bottle and now shes pissed!"

by bitchezzzman August 4, 2009

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Morbidly obese woman. Often spotted in walmarts around the globe driving an electric scooter. Normally wearing a mumu of sorts resembling a shower curtain. Also known to frequently sit in delapitated residences watching reruns of Maury povich surrounded with an array of junk food around them and several cats. Not known for bathing or changing their mumus often. They live primarily off of cheetos and camel cigarettes. More often then not their life mate will be an awfully slender poor man who tends to wear wife beaters with mustard stains

Wow dude, your mom is quite the water bearing sea cow, but I still wanna fuck her silly.

by the one and only PRO-B April 14, 2016

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