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Porno Titty

When you are having sex with a woman and only one of her tits moves, like you see all the time in a porno.
I was nailing this woman wheel barrow style and she had a Porno Titty going on because only her left tit was moving.
by Marty1985 June 29, 2022
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Earthquake Titties

When a female has titties so ENORMOUS that when she walks and her titties bounce they cause an earth quake.
Did you see her HUGE TITS! I call them Earthquake Titties cause everytime she walks her titties makes the world shake.
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Titty caught in the wringer

In the days before dryers a washing machine had a thing on the side that had two rollers and a crank handle. The rollers were close enough to wring the laundry to squeeze out the excess water. Hence the name “Wringer.” If a woman got to close while wringing out the clothes she could get one of her breasts caught in the wringer.
Oh man! She’s in a lot of trouble. She got her titty caught in the wringer!”
by jehjeh3711 August 9, 2022
mugGet the Titty caught in the wringermug.

Titty chocolate

When you have chocolate on your tittie.
When you are eating a lot of chocolate and you look down and see a little that dripped on your boobie and you just got to lick that titty... Titty chocolate
by JohnTheLongJohn December 17, 2016
mugGet the Titty chocolatemug.

FUCKIN TITTY BITCH

An expression of extreme pain. Mentally or physically.
When John stubbed his toe he said “ FUCKIN TITTY BITCH!!!”

When Linda didn’t respond to Joe’s message within a week he thought “ FUCKIN TITTY BITCH MY FEELINGS ARE INJURED!!”
by M4DL4DS February 12, 2021
mugGet the FUCKIN TITTY BITCHmug.

titty slinger

Hey honey, could ya hand me my titty slinger I gotta get ready for church.
by Mole lady March 29, 2024
mugGet the titty slingermug.
Fuckin titties bigger than any floatation device known to man kind therefore it’s referred to as titties spotted off the port baw.
Captain: All hands on deck titties spotted off the port baw!
Me: Damn that bitch is a grenade with big tits and daddy issues!
by YungTBagger January 13, 2023
mugGet the titties spotted off the port bawmug.

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