Placing a gerbil in a balloon; inserting it into one's anus/vagina; then blowing up the balloon and taking bets on how long said theorem gerbil survives.
by unicornjiz October 2, 2015
Get the thai take-outmug. .
😱:Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---
by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025
Get the Kidnapping is an Easter egg, you look at your consumer electronics, take a nap, and wake up bully from---mug. Damn boys it's been fun but it's getting late and I really gotta take a number 3.
A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut
A number one is to piss a number 2 is to shit so a number 3 must be....... To bust a nut
by Therealslimanus_cheech-o January 24, 2022
Get the Take a number 3mug. When you haven’t had a bowel movement in 3 days and you know it’s gonna be old and slow. After 45 minutes it finally shows up and smells like Geritol and Ben-Gay. You’re left sweating and breathing hard and your butt hurts like you were in the Navy for 8 years
by Highrail Brian May 28, 2021
Get the Take a J.R.mug. “Hey did Joe fax that report over to corporate?”
“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”
“I’ll ask him when he comes back. He’s taking a Jared”
by 3little3series November 5, 2020
Get the Taking a Jaredmug. Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"
by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim April 13, 2025
Get the Imagine Taking Her Somewhere Then I Will Take Her Somewhere And I Call The Behind Notion: "The Dandelion Deed"mug. A definition of this is Jack Selby. Jack Selby is the definition of Sellout because, when a person goes up with a contested layup and says they “pump faked” you know the took a Selby take.
by Kotravo7164 January 22, 2019
Get the Selby Takemug.