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potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks
Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us
by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017
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potato

A poorly made MUGEN fighter typically characterized by its low damage output, poor AI, and inability to use its moves (or if they use them, they tend to use the wrong ones). In the rare event it does use a super move, it is either just as weak as their regular attacks or does absurdly high damage without any explanation. May also be poorly animated, use badly ripped sprites, and/or have ugly colors.
Viewer: These potatoes are boring. They're just weakly punching each other and jumping around like idiots.
Poorly Made Vegeta #123456789: FINAL FLASH
Viewer: HOW DID THAT TAKE 75% OF HIS HEALTH? HE WAS BLOCKING!
by someoneelsedoingthings December 22, 2013
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potato-helping

Attempting to alleviate a situation by being of help, but instead making no impact or making the situation worse.
A: Hey, I remember you talked about that problem with your boyfriend, so I went ahead and asked him about it. He was kinda stand-offish, but I managed to get your point across.

B: You did WHAT? OK, look, I appreciate how much energy you put into that, but you're really potato-helping right now. This is going to make talking to him harder.

A: Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry.
by Roselle Corin July 3, 2023
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Potato Interest

Mixed interest you have on football, cricket and other TV shows on air.

A wants to watch FIFA world cup, B wants to watch Cricket , C wants to watch Good Morning America & D is okay with any of the show coz he has a mixed interest on all above.
Jonny : Put the channel back on FIFA World Cup.
Michael : Put it back on Cricket, its between England & S.Africa.
Ronny : I want to watch Good Morning America

John : Guys, do whatever you want, i have potato interest, but get back to one channel ASAP.
by rAmeZh June 23, 2010
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Caucasian Male Potato

A term used to describe a Caucasian man who is a couch potato and will date every redheaded girl.
Damn, he’s really a Caucasian Male Potato.
by Crankytdog November 16, 2021
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Idaho potato chip

When you cum on someone’s face, then dry and roast it by lighting a fart on fire, the remaining chip can be peeled and eaten by the individual.
She wanted a snack so I gave her a Idaho potato chip
by Markismarky71186 April 16, 2024
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potato

Mr. Ward
by BUTTMUNCH 46573 February 17, 2017
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