Porn

A last state of erection of a cucumber, in which the victim is forced to burn away their balls by having them being rubbed so fast by an African guy, it starts smoking, giving off a semi-pleasant smell of grilled lettuce, but most importantly, burning the dick off.

All that is left behind is a semi-burned flaccid piece of flesh, mostly used as the main ingredient of a ''dick dog.''

Friend: ''You look tired; what did you do last night?''
MC: '' I got some porn done to me. It wasn't very pleasant though...''
Friend: '' What happened?''
MC: ''The black guy wouldn't stop screaming, plus he fucking ate my dick dog when I was clearly hungry.''

by H1JACK#7789 December 5, 2021

Porn

Daily tv for the kids

"The kids are getting annoying"
"stick on some porn on the tv that will entertain them"

by jack bins August 22, 2022

PORN

Ok, so it really depends if your a boy or girl or gay or straight. I'm a straight boy so I like the lesbian stuff. touching each other tittys UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH rubbing pussys And making out

i got a video for you said jack
oh rlly said jace
yeah its the good stuff to said jack
yes i am suddenly really horny right now said jace lemme watch
oh yes the best lez porn i could find said jack

by Sypher101 November 14, 2020

Porn

Something urban dictionary can't live without.

*Porn exists*

The people of Urban dictionary: It's free real estate

by FoolishBaboon January 20, 2020

Porn Handed

When you fall asleep while watching porn and someone walks in.

I was caught porn handed. I was jackin to some BDSM, and I feel asleep. I woke up to my sister vomiting because of the horrible site.

by Basileusoftheworld March 18, 2016

kung fu porn

Watching hot girls do kung fu or other martial art.

"She's hot and can kick my ass. This is some quality kung fu porn"

by josefu0 May 18, 2017

porn

a happy fun family activity

me and my step-mom watched porn yeterday

by king spudicas the III January 23, 2021