ransom in your pants

It's kinda bubbling your canvas in a commonplace

Hey, bud, gotcha with ransom in your pants!

by BBourbonStriit July 7, 2017

Dorkus Pants

A guy who doesn't know a super ridiculously awesome girl when he comes across her.

I can't believe that dorkus pants tried to get his cock out on the internet again.

by Tripleswirl May 24, 2010

Sweet Pants

A Man That Likes Other Men Romantically

He dates men,he's a sweet pants

by Steady Flow 7 November 24, 2021

birth control pants

These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.

Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”

Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”

by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021

Mr. Cummy-pants

The name of shame given to the first person in a group to fail No Nut November

"Look at that fool, he failed No Nut"
"It's Mr. Cummy-pants to you!"

by Richard "Dick" Cummings $2 November 8, 2021

Pants your crush day

October 10th is day where you have consent to pull down your crushes pants.

Guy 1 :I just pantsed my crush
Guy 2: why?
Guy 1: because it’s national pants your crush day

by CatDog09 September 7, 2021

pants tightening

a boner. simple as that

James : Why are you walking like that bro?

Eric : My pants are feeling a bit tight right

now..

James : Ewww! TMI!

ex 2

He looked a bit red as he felt his pants tightening.

by trancyxx April 12, 2023