These are any pair of pants that will cause potential mates to not want to have sex with the wearer. A typical example would be a tight pair of jeans that have some sort of weird design on them and are worn by a straight male. However, there is not just one style or brand of pants that are birth control pants, and the exact definition can vary across cultures and time periods.
Katie: “I was attracted to Johnny until I saw him wearing those weird skinny jeans.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
Jenny: “You mean his birth control pants?”
Mark: “I wear my birth control pants out to the bars just to be safe.”
by Bushbrotherbrady June 9, 2021

by ButterPasser420 June 10, 2014

by CatDog09 September 7, 2021

James : Why are you walking like that bro?
Eric : My pants are feeling a bit tight right
now..
James : Ewww! TMI!
ex 2
He looked a bit red as he felt his pants tightening.
Eric : My pants are feeling a bit tight right
now..
James : Ewww! TMI!
ex 2
He looked a bit red as he felt his pants tightening.
by trancyxx April 12, 2023

"The cook was macking on the female server, and he was caught with his pants down."
"The prosecutor practiced extra hard on her closing statement, because she didn't want to get caught with her pants down."
"The team put in extra time at practice, because they didn't want to get caught with their pants down during the game."
"The prosecutor practiced extra hard on her closing statement, because she didn't want to get caught with her pants down."
"The team put in extra time at practice, because they didn't want to get caught with their pants down during the game."
by Morgan Williams July 6, 2022

"Susan, get my pants" refers to a quote from a home video of the 1998 Columbus, NE tornado. Now widely memed for it's comical nature and being out-of-place in a tornado video.
Person 1: "Susan, get my pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
Person 2: "What the fuck why are you filming a fucking tornado without pants"
by DeinocheirusGaming August 30, 2024

by Captain Dugong November 29, 2007
