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old dick

when you jizz and had no idea you were jizzing; wheel
hey man i don’t know what happened but i got her pregnant because i have old dick, and had no idea i finished minutes before
by blooovappoorrrr July 24, 2024
mugGet the old dickmug.

Old school

Your banging your gf got her bent over and railing her hard so you stop to piss and your grandfather pops in to finish her off.
by Hillbilly antichrist December 19, 2024
mugGet the Old schoolmug.

Old fashion Harold

When you use baby powder or gold bond to powder your privates and say HAROLD.
While putting gold bond between my booty cheeks I yelled HAROLD! Thus giving me an old fashion Harold
by Baby Harold October 11, 2025
mugGet the Old fashion Haroldmug.
An expression that may literally mean like that in K-12 school campuses. However, in wider society, this expression is a mere metaphore used by movie reviews to describe how inappropriate a particular movie is to watch, hence not something that the movie reviewer particularly recommends.
Being a movie reviewer myself, my favorite actor is Kid Cudi from his movies "Jexi" (2019) and "Trap" (2024). BTW, the latest superhero movie "Deadpool & Wolverine" (2024) contains too much inappropriate contents (violence, coarse language) that no one is old enough to watch this movie. Therefore, this third sequel of Deadpool is not something my Kid should watch.
by Emotional Cruiser July 29, 2025
mugGet the no one is old enough to watch this moviemug.

97 year old diner

nyc diner that still serves their coke the old fashion way
this 97 year old diner still serves coke the old fashion way
by im ranDUM April 23, 2024
mugGet the 97 year old dinermug.

Old Faithful

Getting a blow job while sitting on a bidet getting your asshole cleaned.
I was in the bathroom after I took a shit. My old lady came in and gave me an Old Faithful while I was in the bidet.
by Ye Ol Faithful October 13, 2023
mugGet the Old Faithfulmug.

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