Fire man

What little Johnny wants to be when he grows up

Teacher: ok class I’m going go around to ask everyone what they want to be when they grow up. Now who wants to go first!

Little Johnny: *jumping out of his chair* oh me miss teacher!

Teacher: Ok go ahead Johnny!

Johnny: Guess! *whispers to his friends “she’ll never guess!”*

Teacher: hmm Johnny I’m not sure

Johnny: fire man! I wanna be a fire man ! *proceeds to climb on desk and start peeing, like a fire Mans hose*

by Crisss49 September 1, 2020

Forest Fire

A game to play with your best mates.

One of your friends light their pubes on fire while the rest try to put it out with their jizz.

Ronald: Hey, wanna play Forest Fire ?

Jammie: Nah, my dick got blisters.

by MF_FK0 September 11, 2020

forest fire

a sexual activity where a female sets her pubic hair on fire and has to jerk off the male until he ejaculates, causing the flame to go out.

“i found a lighter. want to start a forest fire?”
“what the fuck is wrong with you?”

by threekingx September 13, 2020

Double Bush Fire

This is where to girls scissor ✂ so fast that they set each others bushes on fire.

Amber: Hey wanna go upstairs?
Amelia: Oh yh! Come on let's go
Amber: You better give me it rough
Amelia: I'll make us have a Double Bush Fire

by Coochie Kid September 25, 2020

:fire:

a Discord emoji which would show an emoticon "fire" when typed in chat

This seems kinda lit :fire:

by LePost James September 25, 2020

chill fire

definitely anything but a chill fire. Ends up being the most ridiculous shit ever.

Ashley said she wants to have a chill fire tonight but I can't operate on one hour of sleep tomorow

by Ellyfluffybunny September 26, 2020

Fires in Co

A cool club in Colorado

But this is serious def look this club up and try to help

Hey you wanna got check out fires in co?

by Hacks October 21, 2020