moms pearl necklace

the act of giving someones mom a pearl necklace. A.E cumming all around her neck after tit fucking her to death

hey dude, thats my moms pearl necklace!

by jay7500 December 21, 2010

Your Mom & Dad

Let's bring our families into it.

Your mom & dad.

by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015

soccer mom crisis

An annoyance or small problem that somebody is ridiculously treating as a major problem. It is based on stereotypical soccer mom women. They are often pampered upper-middle-class types who expect everything to go their way, and cannot handle even a small matter that is out of their control.

When Emily shouted at the Starbucks baristas for being out of sugar-free vanilla syrup, her embarrassed boyfriend told her to calm down and quit having a soccer mom crisis.

by Lavender12 July 14, 2015

Mom's private stash

Breast milk.

Baby's trying to get a squirt of mom's private stash.

by electriclattice October 5, 2016

U Mom Quad

Is U Mom more than gay? More than Tri? WELL! U Mom Quad means that she like Guys, Gurls, Helicopters, and Lamps.

Person1: U Mom Quad!
Person2: NO U
Person1: NANI?!?!

by Cyka Blyat KING September 24, 2018

ur mom gay

The most devastating insult to man kind. The only way to recover is with the “no u” comeback. Lickily for you, 11 year olds cant conprehend it.

Roblox Player: Come plaay Roblok wih me.

You: Ur mom gay

Roblox Player: *dies instantly with no hope of recovery*

by Nah Thee September 29, 2018

orange county mom

anyone, regardless of gender, with a long pixie haircut

percy is such an orange county mom

by horrific_scene April 2, 2019