moms pearl necklace

the act of giving someones mom a pearl necklace. A.E cumming all around her neck after tit fucking her to death

hey dude, thats my moms pearl necklace!

by jay7500 December 21, 2010

Your Mom & Dad

Let's bring our families into it.

Your mom & dad.

by PineappleJuice April 30, 2015

soccer mom crisis

An annoyance or small problem that somebody is ridiculously treating as a major problem. It is based on stereotypical soccer mom women. They are often pampered upper-middle-class types who expect everything to go their way, and cannot handle even a small matter that is out of their control.

When Emily shouted at the Starbucks baristas for being out of sugar-free vanilla syrup, her embarrassed boyfriend told her to calm down and quit having a soccer mom crisis.

by Lavender12 July 14, 2015

Mom's private stash

Breast milk.

Baby's trying to get a squirt of mom's private stash.

by electriclattice October 5, 2016

orange county mom

anyone, regardless of gender, with a long pixie haircut

percy is such an orange county mom

by horrific_scene April 2, 2019

Kidz bop moms

A mom that constantly has kidz bob playing on the tv, even though no one is actually watching it. She is a typical white mom with 3 children all age 5

Friend: so I’m coming to your house?
Kidz bop’s son: yeah
( enters house)

Kidz bop mom: hi Brady you wanna watch some kidz bop, their doing the Cupid shuffle right now!!
Brady: your mom is one of those kidz bop moms isn’t she

by Stanky leg Steve December 4, 2019

gay dance mom

someone who can’t figure out their aesthetic

i’m a gay dance mom

by dancer_queen_9281 December 20, 2019