May 30th

Shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney we should take a shower it's may 30th .

by anonymous May 30, 2024

May 28th

If you were born on May 28th your just not gonna have a good life. And also if you know a person that starts would a Z I would do anything for him because he is better than u

Wow your born on May 28th. That sucks

by Maxisjd September 10, 2020

may fuck

Politely asking one to engage in sexual intercourse. Usually followed back with, thou may which indicates acceptance towards the sexual offering. People of royalty utilized this phrase to ask for sexual intercourse in the 16th century.

Bob: "Hey Queen Elizabeth, May fuck?"
Queen Elizabeth: "thou may, Bob"

by ZebraMonkey October 31, 2016

8th May

National spent time with loved ones day

Bf: Sorry I've been away, but I made it back for 8th May.
Gf: I'm just happy to have you back.

by MASENDUS May 8, 2022

May 18th

May 18th is National Alien Day

Hey you were born on may 18th! You're an alien, boi!

by JethzXD November 7, 2019

May 24th

Eat a bowl of rigatoni pasta day!

Person #1: What are you having for dinner
Person #2: Uhh, it's May 24th, so I'm having rigatoni pasta

by Cam.tm May 19, 2021

If I may sip...

A spin-off of the classic "spill the tea," if someone says "if I may sip," they're requesting the tea on a situation. Also used when asking someone for more details on the tea.

"Omg girl, if I may sip... what happened last night?!"

by PrincipalHades June 13, 2025