Uncle Monkey

Uncle Monkey is a monkey and an uncle and he is funny. And he has a bad sense of humor. He's loving and likes games even though they make him yell sometimes. He's one of a kind. GOOD FAMILY MEMBER. Amazing uncle. Great with kids.

Uncle Monkey is going to the bathroom.

Antonym: Uncle Joey

by Sunstr16 November 24, 2021

Massive Monkey

A really bad insult usually to poke fun at someone being dumb or looking stupid.

Friend 1: *Stubs toe*

Friend 2: "You Massive Monkey!"

by Kaplinn May 17, 2023

Chuff monkey

The act of driving/parking so close to the kerb that you destroy the alloy wheels.

Look at the state of those alloys, proper chuff monkeyed !

by Allovesit May 25, 2023

bald monkeying

When your talking to a guy with a buzzcut and looks like a bald monkey wearing glasses and they keep on flirting with you for three months and you tell them you have feelings for them then they reject you because he's talking to someone else but he only talks to you and you go back to being best girl and guy friends than he keeps on flirting with you

Yeah jake is bald monkeying with me so i might just block him on snap

by emilyisveryhot June 4, 2023

monkey nut

a really big testicle that some people have, they have to drag it around when they walk around

yo wheres jerry
jerry has a monkey nut, he will be here in an hour

by spuffymate March 28, 2023

Monkey ballsack

When your balls be mad itching

dude1: i have Monkey ballsack
dude2:same

by Poopyfan887 June 13, 2022

Sour Monkey

Getting a Blow Job after not showering for at least 2 weeks.

"Dude, this chick totally threw up after I gave her a Sour Monkey!"

by Temmy29 June 14, 2022