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jesus

x ash a 12 our lord and savior Jesus chr- me fake fake fake fake
by jgrgkjgkjgkfgjkgfjg March 5, 2021
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marijuana jesus

marijuana jesus is a person who smokes the holy plant cannabis, walks on water, and is made up.
marijuana jesus: that was some nice bud judas
judas: im gonna go betray you and smoke all your weed
by marijuana jesus December 9, 2016
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pipe Jesus

Have you ever played team fortress 2 with Sani, he’s good with pipe grenades, one could say he’s pipe Jesus
by Spycrab505 December 25, 2022
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Ryan (Jesus)

I've the body and power of Christ but my mind has been replaced with the the spawn of Satan
AHH have you seen Ryan (Jesus) over there
by NNN is for losers May 28, 2021
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Jesus loves you

Manipulation. A simple way to push your religion on people who don’t give a flying fuck about your book club.
*someone chilling and being themselves (typically people who are lgbtq)*
“Jesus loves you”
by Awe.skeetskeeg February 11, 2024
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João De Jesus

João De Jesus is the most amazing person you'll ever meet, when he comes into your life he will be ur highest point and only take you higher. He has a 11 incher and going strong, He's caring and the sweetestperson you'll ever meet, curious about the world and all the cultures and histories and fucken smexxxxy in a hoodie. Has multiple pink florida shorts and even though he acts gay and retared he isn't ( the game part), he loles to work on himslef and fet better and gives back to the community, may or may not be racists, he comforts well and is understanding

He has a beautiful soul and a beautiful at of seeing life and will open u up so many new experiences, he will be the best thing that will ever happen to you.
Jack : " if João De Jesus was gay id hit that"
Bob : " nah he's just a little dyslexic, but he's the best person you'll ever know"
by He's my world March 27, 2024
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Jedi Jesus

by Nigga1233333333333 June 10, 2018
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