the shit is bananas

When shit becomes a tropical, yellow fruit with thick peel.
Most known for Gwen Stefanis' "Hollaback girls".

Gwen: The shit is bananas! B A N A N A S

by Wtf am i doing July 15, 2018

Ketotic Shit

Ketotic Shit, a unique form of humanoid defication. It is characterized by a sudden, unprovoked, sometimes surprising urge for immediate fecal release. Usually caused by lower carb diets, the dump itself can be quick onset, usually containing smaller fecal matter surrounded by a more oily like liquid all likely the result of burning fat exiting down throough the bunghole. Each Ketotic Shit with its distinct aromatic flavor should provide the shitter with abundant dieting satisfaction and confidence in continued weight loss.

Shit yourself with joy to smaller clothes and fewer pounds!!

Hey babe, I can tell that I just had my first Ketotic Shit! My low carb/calorie diet has kicked right in with these oily looking fat burning shit smells coming up at me! I’m so stoked!!! Can’t wait to shit again !!!

by The Shitster! August 14, 2018

Shit Signaling

Actions that run counter to societal norms so as to prove your love and loyalty to friends, loved ones, etc.

'Did that guy just knock over your beer?!'

'Yea, that's Dan. He's just shit signaling. Don't judge him by this interaction alone.'

by no-kindo May 21, 2018

primal shit

the act of taking ones pants off in the midst of pooping

I just took the most primal shit of my life

by bort. July 28, 2019

Fupa Shit

A situation where you blowin chunks out yo piss-hole.

I done fupa shit my undergarments.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 6, 2019

Shit Subway

The act of two people pressing each others asses together with assholes in perfect alignment and shitting a turd back and forth.

Me and Ralph are gonna take a ride on the shit subway if you know what I mean.

by TheMentalExecutioner November 7, 2019

Backyard shit

When one shits in a neighbor of choices yard that they don’t like.

Carl: Hey josh did you know your dog shit in my yard!?
Josh: yes, right, rover you naughty boy
Carl: he should me punished!
Josh: ...rover..don’t tell him a committed backyard shit, please.

by Poopsex69 November 27, 2019