David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.

Wow that person is such a David Cook

by Asterox October 9, 2021

David

He’s very sweet and funny,but not a good person to date. He will be nice at first but at the end he’ll act like a fucking dick!

#dont date a David

by Definitions964 December 1, 2019

David

A friend who would tells you all of there hoe activities, someone who would quit being friends with you for some free nic and cart, ft you just to tell you a story about stupid things they have done, takes hours to respond even tho they are active, they would rather talk to there hoes then you

Her: why does he act like this ?

Her 2 : cuz he a David ! 💀

by Noeyebrow July 6, 2022

David

David is a really cute and handsome guy, he always makes people laugh.
he has the most pretty eyes on earth, also he's really smart and good at games.
If you know a David you can be really happy! you found a 4lifer.

davids are so hot istg-

by ybae123 November 20, 2021

Will David Special

When a man ejaculates on a woman’s breast, licks it up then makes out with her.

Bro, I went to this party and Will David special this bitch. She was totally into it.

by Will David November 27, 2021

David bowie

a man who sings gay songs.

"ugh I hate David bowie his songs are so gay!"

by timmy the fat nigger February 10, 2022

David

David's are usually a very big guy who workout everyday. The girls don't like him because he sweats ALL THE TIME. He plays jv sports through out his highschool career and doesn't touch not one Varsity game. He his a game freak but sucks at every game he plays

David gets no playing time

by Bigbillyboyy March 17, 2020