crack pie

When a man ejaculates in the buttcrack specifically.

My favorite kind of porn ends with a crack pie.

by _~ wiggles~_ February 18, 2017

Foolish dirty crack head

it means acting like a dinosaur in kid stores and knocking items off the shelf or just suffocating yourself with fruit roll ups,
The Most crack heads lurk the website called “tiktok”

Shut up ugly Foolish dirty crack head

by Jafakliem hiel May 15, 2021

Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.

“Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben

by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025

sus crack

The slight cracking of all windows and sunroof in a car after smoking in it.

Yo sus crack it before we get out.

by YoungCata February 21, 2019

christian crack

Coffee!

John was tired so he overdosed on some Christian crack.

by Naughtytinkr Bell December 14, 2017

Split crack

The part of the bathing that goes inside the girls asshole

You see that hoe over there she’s wearing a split crack

by anonymous January 12, 2022

crack pop

Music made for the soul purpose of being catchy enough to make it on the radio, usually grouped with bad lyrics and the same exact background music as every other crack pop song. Example: Taylor Swift's Shake It Off/Katy Perry's Firework

Did you hear T-Swift put out a new album?

Yeah, its all crack pop, though.

by ToxicStitches113 May 8, 2019