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Colombian columbine

A sexual position where the receiving partner is dressed in a school girl outfit lying on their back. While the giving partner has eaten spicy Mexican food and is lying in a 69 position overtop. Similar to the Cleveland steamer shits in the face of the receiving partner. Usually in a explosive diarrhea kind of spray
My boyfriend gave me the Colombian columbine of my life last night.
by LtMcRo July 6, 2025
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Colonial Middle School

A place where you can smell miami mint geek bar mixed with period blood at all times! and maybe learn sometimes but thats rare for this school. its filled with a bunch of lafayette hill preppy lululemon wearing girls, conshy and plymouth ppl who try to be ghetto, whites who say the n-word, weed smokers, and drug doers. unless you wanna go to a school where their is 5 fights in one day, do NOT recommend.
person 1: where do you go to school
cms student: fuck is u talking about bitch ima bitch slap yo ass
person 2: you must go to colonial middle school!
by orange_love374 July 16, 2025
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Colonial Middle School

Colonial Middle School is a place that will make you want to kill yourself. You will not meet anyone nice here unless you are a 5’1 busty Latina with quadruple f cups, a white or white washed bony girl yielding Starbucks, a privileged Caucasian male with the same copy and paste ice cream scoop haircut, or a black kid who leans into the stereotypical black boy/girl stereotype for the amusement of said white males. If you don’t like any of these descriptions, I would recommend running for the hills FAR FAR away from this school. If you’re already enrolled, prepare to be outcast, a lifetime of therapy, or death. If you still decide to come for the academic aspect, you will be sorely disappointed. The teachers refuse to teach and have an outburst when the students test scores reflect this. If you happen to meet a teacher who is nice to you and CAN teach, they are most likely a pedophile. Not only this, I would not feed any of this school food to Jeffery Epstein. It is often expired, undercooked, or is simply “straight up ASS.” The bathrooms are also FILTHY. If there aren’t popular kids slurping on geek bars like their lives depend on it giving you dirty looks for simply needing to use the bathroom, there are shit, period blood, or piss on the floors and walls. In short, do not attend this school if you do not have the funds for rehab after graduation.
Colonial Middle School made me develop PTSD
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COLORFUL STAGE! The Movie: A Miku Who Can’t Sing

“COLORFUL STAGE! The Movie: A Miku Who Can’t Sing” is a movie based off the game HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE!

This movie is set in Shibuya, where five teenage bands—Leo/need, More More Jump!, Vivid Bad Squad, Wonderlands x Showtime, and Nightcord at 25:00—create music with support from alternate versions of Vocaloid characters (Hatsune Miku, Kagamine Rin & Len, Megurine Luka, Meiko, and Kaito) who reside in Sekai, virtual worlds shaped by the emotions of the bands’ members.

A parallel story follows a lonely version of Miku from a failing Sekai created by individuals experiencing depression and self-doubt. Despite help from the bands, she fails to connect with her creators and her world collapses, causing Miku’s voice to vanish from both Sekai and reality.

The bands resolve to restore hope by performing new music to reach those in despair. As listeners regain optimism, the Sekai recover, Miku is restored, and she ultimately succeeds in connecting with her creators. The story concludes with her Sekai reborn in light and hope.
Person 1: Let’s go see COLORFUL STAGE! The Movie: A Miku Who Can’t Sing!
Person 2: Sure!
by mikudayowashere July 18, 2025
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Colorado Cockblock

The act of smashing a mans dick with a rock and then denying them sexually.
"yo Stacy just Colorado Cockblocked Chad"
by Robert Hackle July 21, 2025
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Colombian throat itch

A disease that is only found in the strip clubs of Miami. Comes from the anal glands of 4'11" columbian woman. Normally contracted from preforming oral sex.
Dude I told you not to stick your tongue there you've got to Colombian throat itch
by Andyrollie July 21, 2025
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Colombian Credit Card

A metaphorical term, or possibly a figure of speech, indicating that one did not in fact use a credit card to make any purchases, but instead committed armed robbery or alike with a firearm.
Mike: “Dude, I scored these dope sneakers off Jared with my Colombian Credit Card!”

John: “Cool! How did you get one of those? We don’t live in Colombia…”

Mike: “I got mine from my favorite FFL dealer…”
by ForbiddenRobin July 25, 2025
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