Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

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Crack Hamster

an endearing nickname given to ones pet hamster who may act as if they are on crack cocaine

This is my pet hamster, her name is Gizmo but we all just call Crack Hamster

by cookiegirl89089 December 2, 2021

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Dih to yo crack

A phrase often said before asking someone to perform a hard task that tests their knowledge of what they're a fan of, usually said online accompanied by a picture of a crying man of African-American descent.

"Dih to yo crack name 3 GloRilla songs"
"Jus' slip it in gng."

by Kkkiiirrrbbbyyy January 26, 2025

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Crack pack

Loud crack pack straight from el trapos block

Valued customer: “hello young chap”
El trapo: “wys g you need that shit Yh mans got a loud crack pack just in has your name on it bro”
Valued customer: “cheers mate there’s £300 keep the change don’t tell czinoo I bought this off you”
El trapo: “sn g man wont that paigon”

by Z2tapped#1FAN October 6, 2021

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Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."

by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

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