Carissa is a car slut because she’s dating a man for his car because she can’t go places without his car
by Compbansk September 12, 2022
Get the Car slut mug.1) When you tow a captured Russian tank to the nearest car wash with your tractor, and, while using the pressure sprayer on the tank, the vibrations in the hose, which happens to be between your legs, cause you to experience a spontaneous orgasm.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
2) When you're masturbating in the tub using the removable shower head, and at the moment of crisis, you scream out, "Русский военный корабль, иди нахуй!" ("Russian ship, go fuck yourself!"), and then you go plant sunflowers in your garden.
I had a really stressful day, so I'ma head upstairs and treat myself to a Ukrainian Car Wash before dinner. No matter what you hear coming from the bathroom, DO NOT OPEN THAT DOOR.
by RosieMBanks September 13, 2022
Get the Ukrainian Car Wash mug.It's is an Irish Car Bomb, but instead of Bailey's and Jameson; the alcoholic uses coffee creamer and Fireball. Dropped into a tall lukewarm Guinness. Enjoy.
My Hee Haw Scandinavian milky amigo came to drink one night, and I suggested car bombs; he called me a pussy! He said real Scandinavian's drink like men. He sad try a Scandinavian Car Bomb; and now I feel like a domestic terrorist! Viva las Scandinavia!
by Jack Handy' Lingo January 13, 2026
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newer, neglected budget vehicles with visible cosmetic damage often driven by people with road rage problems and are ignorant to other’s safety on the road.
Examples of Obama cars are:
Nissan Altimas with missing hubcaps and a broken taillight swerving in and out of traffic on the highway at 90+ mph
Chevy Malibus with visible flat tires and blown out suspension blowing through red lights with all windows rolled down, blasting loud music
Kia/Hyundai crossovers with dangling front or rear bumpers, driven by individuals that often unsafely merge and can’t comprehend the idea of following distance
newer, neglected budget vehicles with visible cosmetic damage often driven by people with road rage problems and are ignorant to other’s safety on the road.
Examples of Obama cars are:
Nissan Altimas with missing hubcaps and a broken taillight swerving in and out of traffic on the highway at 90+ mph
Chevy Malibus with visible flat tires and blown out suspension blowing through red lights with all windows rolled down, blasting loud music
Kia/Hyundai crossovers with dangling front or rear bumpers, driven by individuals that often unsafely merge and can’t comprehend the idea of following distance
Andrew (Driver): That sweaty hen in the clapped out Sentra is gonna kill someone the way she’s driving!!
Francisco (Passenger): Obama car ain’t worth the trouble mane... just let it go..
Francisco (Passenger): Obama car ain’t worth the trouble mane... just let it go..
by Burger Person January 17, 2026
Get the Obama Car mug.To create elaborate patterns in the snow with your car but look like aliens left them, shortly after a fresh snowfall.
Dude, something spooky is going on here. I look out the window an hour ago and it was a blanket of fresh snow on the ground. Now there's car-op circles. I think the Grey's are trying to contact us.
by Watchinfool January 18, 2026
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Get the throwaway car mug.When your partner has a dirty ass so you take a pressure washer and proceed to put it around 2-3 inches in the anus and turn it on.
A. Bro that bitch Jonah was smelly as fuck last night
B. Did you give his ass a Romanian car wash?
A. Shit I shouldn’t done that!
B. You dumbass.
B. Did you give his ass a Romanian car wash?
A. Shit I shouldn’t done that!
B. You dumbass.
by AnnexationofBritain January 26, 2026
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