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view balls

The feeling you get when your viewing of a movie or tv show is abruptly cut off by faulty equipment, power outage, scratched dvd or act of God. Especially appropriate when viewing shadily acquired bootlegged or downloaded materials. The term is a reference to blue balls.
"I was watching that divx file of There Will Be Blood you downloaded and it crapped out halfway through. Now I have view balls, you tease."
by Pete Best, Graffiti Table February 18, 2008
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ball koosey

When you fill a bitches mouth with some type of liquid, then stick your balls in her mouth then tell her to gurgle the liquid.
"Open yo mouth bitch so i can stick my nuts in yo mouth for a ball koosey!"
by Spry January 17, 2008
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hamster balls

Balls that are proportionally oversized, such as those of a male hamster.
While changing Baby's diaper, Ayumi exclaimed "Damn, kid, you got some crazy hamster balls!"
by Mitsuneko January 24, 2008
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Niagara Balls

Thinking about a huge waterfall when you're at the urinal. You know you have to pee, but you have shy bladder syndrome. You've got to go to that special place.
Daggumit. Shy bladder syndrome again? Gotta think: Niagara Balls
by Ae5Ea8 March 18, 2015
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ball drag

When you drag your sweaty balls across somthing.
Usually someones or somethings
face. (ora windshield )
by Peter Dillard October 25, 2003
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Ball Clap

Ball Clap is when you have just walked out of a shower or your balls are otherwise wet and your balls hit your thigh creating a clapping sound.
Yo dude I walked out of the shower yesterday and did a loud ball clap I think everyone in the house heard it.
by Omppusolttu January 30, 2020
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hard balls

when you go at it so hard that your balls get hard as well. the thrusting & smashing that goes on for hours becomes so exhausting. you stand there, in & out. when you finally release your steamy, hot, cum it shoots through that pussy & that shit becomes a flapper. the moans are immaculate, echoing off the walls around you. after this type of orgasm your nuts will never be the same. & the chick you smashed will have a grandma cooch for life.
zoe: dude i smashed andrew so hard last night, he gave me a flapper! turns out at the end of that, he had hard balls!!
theodore: mmm
by flappy_cooch_69 April 23, 2020
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