Queen Cricker

Methed out 17 year old sluts who fuck other people's husbands...and then try to convince everyone that you can turn a whore into a housewife. Home wrecker, stupid bitch and scummy cunt are also good definitions.

No better example than the queen cricker herself, Tracy Freeze.

by agentjojobear October 2, 2011

carmel craker

Carmel craker

A Caucasian who basically thinks they are and/or acts Mexican.

Carmel craker

Jose: hey essay you seen BIll.
Juan: Oh, the carmel cracker.
Jose: yeah him.
Juan:haven't seen him.

by Farmer_jack January 13, 2017

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

Something really fucked up you don't wanna no or you will end up committing suicide ten times over I mean fuck it's really fucking terriable. 🤢🤢🤢🤢😩😫😤😶

Betty crockers moist chocolate cake will become Betty crockers moist chocolate cake

by Ggsnippersnap February 21, 2017

Petty Crocker

When someone who has cooked a meal doesn't receive the praise that they feel

they deserve and resorts to insulting the people eating the meal.

Mom's spaghetti was okay, but she went all Petty Crocker and started questioning our manhoods when we didn't ask for seconds.

by halestorm187 December 22, 2017

Stinky Crackler

When you pull your pants down, spread your asscheeks apart, and fart; making a crackling sound and causing the area to smell very stinky.

He became furious when I ripped a stinky crackler in his wife's face.

by BloodyChipotleShit December 22, 2017

pussy cracken

An octopus with a face that looks like a vagina full of teeth. There is only one. Once you see it, you may not understand what it is at first, but then somtime later you may realize you've just seen a pussy cracken. They often have a redish coloring, also known as a red pussy cracken. The animal was first discovered and named by tagea vangsgaard. a song about a pussy cracken was written by Joshua Adair in 2017, in tageas honor.

She pulled down her pants and behold, a red pussy cracken!

by Tiga woodz March 9, 2018

Meaty Clackers

Something you exclaim when you see someone make an extremely bold move. Indicating that he has a large set of testicles.

Matt has some very Meaty Clackers, he's playing fortnite on the school computer even though the teacher just got extremely angry at Logan for playing surviv.io.

by papi12308432 May 29, 2018