Big phat and girthy with only Josh MC and Beth being able to withstand the power. Noah and Silas sometimes see it.
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Get the Chris Campbell mug.A mythical creature known to frequent disbanded PlayStation party chats and overgrown lawns. He spends most of his days trimming hedges or ranking up on battlefield 6. Many believe he is here to protect and serve the people of Pittsburgh while many others disagree. One thing is for certain, Two things are for sure, People are asking if Chris is back… Yeah… I think Chris is back.
Person 1: Yo, did you guys see Chris Hoakins just got online?
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.
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Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.
Person 2: No, but I bet he’s using a big LMG to overcompensate for his tiny socks on his feet.
(ChrisHoakins has joined the party)
Chris: People are asking if Chris is back. Yeah… I think Chris is back.
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