potatoes and molasses

They're warm and soft like puppies in socks filled with cream and candy rocks

Oh potatoes and molasses. If you want some oh just ask us

by Cartoonporn June 20, 2017

grassy potato

An enormously over sized, poorly groomed, nut sack ...ripe with fromunder cheese.

Many years ago at a Dead show, I saw some Deadheads' grassy potato while sleeping in a van.

by _theniggafigga_ November 14, 2015

Potato Day

A day off from work where you do nothing unless you absolutely have to.

Guy 1: Hey are you gonna get up or what?
Guy 2:(wakes up) I'm so tired and cozy, I'm just gonna stay in and rest... unless I gotta use the bathroom anyway.
*Proceeds to spend entire morning in bed wide awake*
Guy 1: oh, you're gonna take a potato day? Cool.

by IbaItsuki January 6, 2023

potato

the most AWESOME thing in the world

i love potato

by creeper_storm76 December 22, 2016

Baked Potato

Someone who is high or is going to get high

Baked Potato

by trolololol16 December 18, 2012

potato dome

potato dome

potato dome

by areallyweirdguy December 2, 2022

Potato ChooChoo

The act of getting o your dick sucked from the back while eating a potato product (EX: fries, mashed potatoes, etc).

Often it is common for the recipient to yell “All Aboard!” before engaging in oral sex. It is then required for the Giftee to make train noises after/while climaxing their partner(s).

Hey baby girl, you a fine looking lot lizard how about for $50 you come back to my truck and give me a “Potato ChooChoo”.

“Potato ChooChoo” is a verb describing the sexual act of lot lizards sucking it from the back in trucks. This is including the addition of potato products and the lot lizard yelling train sounds.

by Al’sTrucks420 December 12, 2022