Cream City Tootsie Pop

The next level of the Milwaukee Tootsie Pop. Instead of stopping at just shitting inside your Pink Sock, you have your friend or lover ejaculate on the feces filled prolapsed anus.

"I was going to just have a Milwaukee Tootsie Pop, but then Victor sneezed and accidentally jizzed on it. Now its a Cream City Tootsie Pop."

by Jay Shepherd May 26, 2023

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Tri-Cities recycle men

Try city’s recycle men: is a term used by murdered out to define the women, men in the try cities who recycle each other over and over and over again as if they are somebody new, but they’re not ask their ex over and over again

Danm bitch did you just date/fuck that dude last week now your home girl this week just rotating him this week and you’re gonna be dating him again next week either way you guys are just tri-Cities recycle men

by k187c April 16, 2023

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Junction City Butt Flute

The Juction City Butt Flute (JCBF), is a primitive musical instrument, that can be easily made by simply inserting two blades of grass into one's anus. When the musician farts, the hot gas causes the blades of grass to vibrate, which generates a "tooooooo" sound. The pitch and cadence of the sound is a function of the quantity and moisture content of the fart expelled, as well as the forcefulnes of the expulsion. It is widely believed that the JCBF was invented in Junction City, Kansas by street urchins in the 1970s.

Ma: "dinner's ready"
Son: "toooooooo "
Pa: "Goddamnit son, quit playin' that Junction City Butt Flute!!!!"

by Big nad August 3, 2018

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