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Hot Pocket

When you are fucking a toaster and you push the power button down thus burning your genitals.
Me: "Man, my dick is on fire."
Friend: "Why?"
Me: "I was giving my toaster a Hot Pocket."
by CowboysFan777 June 3, 2017
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In the pocket

When someone is in the pocket they are perfectly fucked up. Not over the limit but also not sober, mind at ease, complete comfort, in the pocket.
“Bro, Anthony, that last shotgun put me right in the pocket homeboy.”
by addymc December 25, 2022
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hottest pocket

The act of sticking a hot curling iron in a woman's vagina then leaving it untill the inside gets bubbly and then proceeding to have intercourse with the woman
Yo Joe what did you do last night

Bro me and my girl did the hottest pocket last night
That's sick bro
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Pocket list

A pocket list is a list which you keep all the good places that are worth visiting, like bars, restaurants or spots for nice views, etc. The reason why it's called a pocket list is you keep it in the pocket, so you can ‘write it down’ whenever any good idea/venue comes up.

A pocket list could be a note on your phone or just stored in your mind.
A: Let's have a night out!
B: Definitely!! What is in your mind?
A: Do you have any pocket list?
B: Yessss, how about <the bar name>?
A: Sweet. I'll meet you there!
by Jamberhamburger September 22, 2022
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Pocket corgi

When you give someone a Charlie horse into their anus.
Holly crap, Adam have Sally a Pocket Corgi, she's been crying for hours
by Pocket crogis July 20, 2016
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Out of pocket

Working remotely off of your phone, especially when no laptop is available.
Tyler: "I will be on the train so I will be be out of pocket on Friday."
Greg: "Do you mean unhinged, or unavailable?"
Tyler: "I mean working off of the phone from my pocket."
by pseudonym-001 January 3, 2024
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urban hot pocket

when you fuck a dirty homeless bitch under the bridge.
Last night i gave old lisa an urban hot pocket
by SK2316 January 26, 2021
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