top buns

bad at something; dumb; stupid; not smart

the food at the dinner was top buns!
the music played at the party was top buns..

by topbuns21 December 05, 2017

the four tops

An amazing Motown group with FOUR good looking black dudes with amazing voices
Motown= informal name for Detroit
Black=dark skinned. Usually called African american but I just say black

Good looking= cute. Easy on the eyes. Enjoyable faces.
Amazing voices= better than the average singer. Can hit notes that are hard for most people
BTW I'm like twelve and my grandpa listens to them. He's also black but from new york

Songs by the four tops include: ask the lonely baby I need your loving reach out I'll be there ain't no woman

by and-my-name-is-TUPAC May 05, 2015

Teacup top

A short sexually dominant gay man

Oh, he’s so short I thought he was a bottom! No gurl, that’s a teacup top

by PS DEEP May 01, 2024

Sloth Top

A top who is too lazy to actually do anything, or one that just lays and lets the bottom do all the work.

"...and he didn't want to do anything, he just lay there the entire time." "Oh! He's a sloth top."

by Profiti August 05, 2022

Top Minus

A guy who says he is a top. After a few minutes of fooling around, he asks you to breed him.

This top minus was so annoying last night, I asked him like three times if he would top before coming over.

by PigRugger August 10, 2022

Top-Rated Schlong

Term used to describe one who has mastered the sex.

It’s a shame you don’t want to date anymore because you were one of my top-rated schlongs.

by CulverCityToast December 10, 2018

Dimension top

When you get such good head that you get sent into a different dimension.

Yo bro your mum gave me dimension top this morning, I just got back.

by datPussyHalaal June 09, 2021