One-millimeter defeater

A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.

Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”

by Penis man :/ April 6, 2022

one way motherfucker

Someone who acts in a way that only benefits themselves.

"You didn't grab me a drink on your round? man you a one way motherfucker"

by Jibroni69 September 19, 2016

One-Handed Gamer

Someone who faps and plays video-games at the same time.

Person1: Don't play Halo with Dave

Person2: Why not?

Person1 : He's a one-handed gamer

by Dynamite Wolf April 30, 2016

Five quick ones

a slap or hit, directed towards a particulary ignroant person

"shut your mouth or I'll give you five quick ones

by Vulcan43 January 20, 2009

It’s always the quiet ones

A phrase used to describe how quiet people are into extremely weird, niche or erotic things.

“Hey did you hear? Mary is into BDSM!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

“My favourite anime is Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

by UhohitstheGermanEmpire April 15, 2021

day damn one

this is commonly confused with the phrase 'they damn won'; actually means day one.

uncle phil: day damn one vivian, day damn one

by daydamnoneviviandaydamnone July 5, 2009

VapoRub one out

Masturbating with Vicks VapoRub as lubricant.

I had to VapoRub one out the other day and my genitals felt like Alaska for a week!

by Mc Kjos January 7, 2011