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TheGenerals Kiss 

The act in which taking a huge crap causes toilet water to splash up and "kiss" your asshole. Named after Dr The General Esq Attorney at Law. He is notable for not only for being a Doctor, Honorary 5 star general and Lawyer, he was also man of science, a Ninja, and a toothless dirtbag.
"I took a huge crap and got TheGenerals Kiss in return."

National Kiss a Friend Day 

April 4
A day when you can kiss any friend with or without tongue
“Hey did you here it’s national kiss a friend day?”
“Yeah I did. Pucker up!”

chipotle kiss 

When one brushes their teeth with hot sauce and proceeds to give oral sex to someone with a penis.
Josh and John conversing:

Josh: hey did I tell you about what Sheila did the other night?
John: nah

Josh: she gave me a chipotle kiss, I’m still recovering.
John: sounds like things got pretty spicy…
Josh: we are no longer friends.
chipotle kiss by Erhm April 5, 2022

Eskimo kiss

The act of rubbing your nose on a penis that is so small like a belly button , like eskimos
Hey Gary, pull down your pants so I can give you an Eskimo kiss
Eskimo kiss by live2color April 10, 2022

indirect kiss 

when multiple people lick a gummy krabby patty stick
*sally, martha, and gregorette lick a krabby patty stick and experience an indirect kiss*
indirect kiss by gregorette April 19, 2022

National Kiss Your Best Pal Day 

Hey, what are you up to tonight?

Oh, come on! It's National Kiss your best pal day!