hair pancake

A huge clump of hair that nobody in their right mind would consider edible. Possibly supernatural, or possibly just freshly removed from the shower drain.

Watch out Minerva, if you leave a hair pancake out Reverse Santa will come early this year.

by iononothing September 8, 2021

National long hair people day

September 15th

On national long hair people day anyone who has long hair can ask someone with short hair for $5

by cOoL 538836652 September 9, 2021

Hair

Voldermort doesn’t have this

Harry: here’s some shampoo
Voldermort: but I have no hair…..

by Poppoppoppop September 14, 2021

Icicle hair

Adolescent slang for 'freezer burn'

Mommy the fruit in the back of the freezer has icicle hair

by JosieGal September 15, 2021

Blue Hair

Blue Hair has a main role in Dojoism, a religion based on Class Dojo, also worshiped as a sort of god.

Stacy- "Did you hear what happened to Blue Hair in our studies today?"
Ellie- "No, what happened?"
Stacy- "Oh yea, you have Dojoism studies next period! I forgot lol."

by Dojoism Founder September 16, 2021

Hair Breeze

that feeling when you come out of the barber shop with that fresh cut and the wind hits all the spots originally covered by your hair and it just flows through your hair so FREELY

Ahhh... that fresh Hair Breeze is the most refreshing thing EVER

by Douchebag Destruction Delivery July 12, 2021

barn hair don't care

A phrase used to describe ones self with messy hair. Typically used on the ranch or farm, but can be used at anytime such as out at the bar.

Had a great ride..now it's time to get cleaned up. Barn Hair Don't Care #BarnHairDontCare

by AnotherUnicorn July 22, 2021