mantis fucking 

Intercourse that ends with the female partner terminating the life of the male partner. The female partner gives a quick snap of the neck to the male partner immediately after the male orgasims. Although rarely practiced, some men with terminal diseases choose to end their life this way rather than waiting for their bodies to shrivel and waste away. As an added benefit, if timed correctly, the male will stay hard and continue to orgasim and shudder for upwards of twenty five minutes, providing a great deal of extra stimulation for the female partner.

I was getting awful tired of Timmy donkey punching me all the time, so I got a little extra pleasure from mantis fucking the hell out of him once we found out he had cancer.

mantis fucking by TheRealZorak May 25, 2006

turd fucking myself 

To push a turd out and suck it back in repeatedly.

I was in the bathroom for an hour turd fucking myself

turd fucking myself by The original big jim November 20, 2013

Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce

Phrase used to describe unbelievable moments of shock, frustration, anger, or confusion. Particularly used by Kyla during college bowl games to describe upsets!

When Alabama lost every hope of winning the sugar bowl Kyla yelled "Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce".

Holy fucking balls shit covered in cheese sauce by skinner January 3, 2014

mud fucking

When two rednecks make love outside... Where else would they make love???

Billy picked up Tammy-Lynn in his diesel truck and were mud fucking outside the doors of the rodeo.

mud fucking by Meekocory3 February 9, 2014

jello fucking 

When you make jello in somones oriface, allow it to solidify and then fuck them

Did you hear? Bob and Sally were looking to mix things up in the bedroom so he jello fucking her asshole

jello fucking by watchtheswitchinstantly March 9, 2014

Seal Fucking 

Screwing a squirter who just lays there and claps like a seal. Arh! Arh! Arh!

How did it go last night?

It was worse than starfish...it was seal fucking.

Seal Fucking by DrinkingFishingFucking June 18, 2014

Bull fucking a cowshit 

A kind of bullshit but with more emphasis on seriousness and humor at the same time

Professor after handing test paper: I don't think you passed.
Student: *You: 20/100, Average: 60/100* Bull fucking a cowshit! How did this happen?!

Bull fucking a cowshit by wwiidogefighter July 13, 2016