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pay the duck

UK slang
verb
/peɪ ðə dʌk/

Definition:
To defecate; to take a poo. Used humorously or euphemistically, especially when excusing oneself discreetly.

Origins:
Originates from British pub or working-class slang. The phrase plays on the absurdity of “paying” a duck as a metaphor for relieving oneself, possibly referencing the awkward or transactional nature of excusing oneself to use the toilet.
"Back in a minute, mate — gotta pay the duck."

"Don't go in there just yet. I just paid the duck, and it wasn't cheap."

"Three pints of bitter and a curry later, I had to pay the duck like my life depended on it."
by paytheduck May 1, 2025
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Duck Hāngi

When performing oral sex with a female and you aggressively launch your thumb into her anus and she proceeds to flap and quack like a duck.
If you wanna show her how much you like her, flick a “duck hāngi” up her and watch her flap and quack!!!
by TheHāngiKing May 7, 2025
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by Adujasty343 May 26, 2025
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super limping duck

AN AMZING CARTOON CHARACTER ME AND MY FRIENDS MADE. ITS SUPER AND ITS LIMPING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WITH ONE FAT LEG. AND IT POPS WHEN SOMEONE TRIES TO KILL HIM AND IT EXPLODES THE PLANET AND DOSEN'T DIEE!!!!!!
super limping duck IS AMAZING!!!!
by har har 123456789 May 27, 2025
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Rubber Duck

Hey bro wanna finish a rubber duck in 4 hours on Saturday?
by Ramming1500 June 8, 2025
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Duck Duck Dick

Playing duck duck goose but instead of using you hand to touch their head you use you dick
Hey guys, let’s play Duck Duck Dick
by SHR1MPER July 9, 2023
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