Worker’s Comp Sundae

Instead of receiving financial compensation for a workplace injury, you are given a coupon for a hot fudge brownie sundae. If this is the case, please contact your union immediately.

While carrying heavy boxes, Luke suffered a slipped disc on the job. Joe, his employer, hands him a worker’s comp sundae instead of papers to file for worker’s compensation.

by Doctor Gupta (prostatechecker) October 23, 2025

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Working on the brown

Another way to explain you gotta take a shit, Alternatively use- you try to make hasbrowns

Be out in a minute I'm working on the brown

by Lord Erne October 25, 2025

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Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, and working with consultants that don't actually know anything to help you optimize your processes, all they can do is tell you how to fill out an Excel workbook.

We need to transform this process, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.

by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025

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Workbook Monkey

When implementing Workday, working with consultants or implementors that actually have no business skills other than showing you how to fill out an Excel Spreadsheet.

We need to transform our financial processes, but John is just a workbook monkey, he can't help us.

by Agamemnon999 October 30, 2025

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