the second greatest thing next to a snow day. Sure you still have to go to school, but you get to sleep in for two more hours.
by Batmangirl January 29, 2014
I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
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When a girl is turned on,her pussy starts to throb in a way a heartbeat does. So they call it two heartbeats
by All graves go unvisited itd April 29, 2024
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From Oblock da family
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From Oblock da family
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by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024
A very wise fat guy has once said this and ever since this piece of intellectual text has been published, life has been very extraordinary for this fatty. If this has been said amongst others, just to let you know they assert dominance flexing the amount of puss they get. In reality we are happy for this guy as this shows he can chat to the opposite gender.
From the family, the trenches
O’Block 💯
From the family, the trenches
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by oblockdafamily April 30, 2024
When two middle aged men, urinate into a young girls mouth with R-Kelly’s greatest hits playing in the background.
by KoolKStreet August 02, 2021