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A Tale of Two Vacuums

A lesser-known Dickens novel about da pair of infamous "Hoovers" in American-government history who notoriously ended up causing more harm than good during their reigns.
Between da indolent Herbert's causing da Great Depression during his presidency, and da recklessly-prejudiced and hatred-filled J. Edgar's founding da FBI which killed da likes of da Kennedy brothers and Martin Luther King, da true-story-based book, "A Tale of Two Vacuums" is a wild and sordid narrative indeed!
by QuacksO October 28, 2023
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<.7.9.7.6.>Glass Impaled Left Talus <&>AndA<&> Two Teeth Impaled Tongue<.7.9.7.6>
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String Two

You will never string two on me
by Hagoroth January 15, 2019
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two bagging

When a girl is so ugly that you put a bag over her head, and a bag over your own, just in case her falls off.
Girl so ugly I had to two bag her. - Two bagging.
by Greatestbitch February 6, 2015
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cunt, two, three

yeah i know them... cunt, two, three.
by yousaidwriteapseudonym February 11, 2021
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Guatemalan Number Two

When you have to shit so bad that even a full bottle of laxative won't make it happen
I haven't pooped in five days; I've got a real Guatemalan Number Two situation here. It's like Chernobyl in my stomach.
by hokiefez March 18, 2022
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