Hair of the monkey

A beer that is drank in the morning after heavy drinking to cure a beer induced hangover.

You ever wake up from camping hungover from beer, so you take a hair of the monkey and you're in the clear

by Ceresann November 26, 2023

brush your hair

A pilot trying to get into a flight attendant's room by asking if she needs help with her hair

"Hey girl. Need me to come up and brush your hair?"

by flywithbeans January 8, 2025

Hair Anxiety

A strong negative feeling and/or sensitivity when it comes to your hair which can lead to certain aspects such as cutting, feeling uncomfortable when someone touches it, low self-esteem when it comes to your hair, and other aspects (as aspects are different for everyone).

Causes of this feeling are related to regular low self-esteem or bad experiences relating to hair (such as difficulty taking care of it, issues from difficulty taking care of it, and people giving off bad comments about it.)

My friend has been dealing with "Hair Anxiety" recently.

by Angelina Stewart March 13, 2022

Asshole hair

The hair you realized you had while you where masturbating ,shitting ,or while reading this definition.

Joe: i realized something the other day.
Tim: yeah, what was it?
Joe: that I have asshole hair.
Tim: your just realizing that!?

by MonkeyShitter June 13, 2018

Dren's hair

dren's hair is the best hair and nothing can beat it. All people should strive to get dren's hair. Nobody can have better hair than dren. its the best hair

did you see dren's hair? its amazing, I wish I had his hair

by RadicalRadish123 October 14, 2021

Red hair

Red hair can be referred to as a Cheeto girls, crazy, energetic, did I say crazy? Also pussy ass named ERON.

ERON is a cheeto red hair

by Lilyapo May 4, 2023

Becky with the Good Hair

The nickname given to former NBA player Matt Barnes being served with Momma's Cooking.

Becky with the Good Hair is a key member of the "Go along, Get along gang."

by That Madness August 8, 2021