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Poo porn

When a lovely individual sets up a camera and records themselves consuming a frozen turd up their poo hole
oh my god, my rectum hurts.’

‘Must’ve been from all that poo porn, marge.’
by Peeninhole69 March 22, 2021
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Porn

Videos for Children.
child: mum im gonna watch porn
mum: okay sweetie have fun
by Your pseudonym February 25, 2025
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Closet porn

1. Porn that is gay that someone tries to pass off as not being gay in order to try and convince themselves and others that they are straight.
2. Trap porn
Person 1: "Hey have you seen Jeff?"
Person 2: "Yeah, he's been spamming my chats with closet porn for the past couple of days trying to convince me that traps aren't gay."
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porn star ass

How a fuckboy tries to compliment a fit girl's butt, but is actually mildly insulting her.
"That asshole told me I had a porn star ass. What the hell?"
by Old Bae November 28, 2017
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Presidential Porn

A politician or president feeding the viewer or supporter the fantasy of a brighter future for America
"Trump keeps feeding political boomers MAGA supporters Presidential Porn and Racism."
by HasanTheSmartRetard October 30, 2020
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Porn Ramen

Where in pornos where they completely ignore the food the delivery guy brought and start fucking on it.
Dude did you see how that girl just totally porn ramened that food!
by muddymaker23 August 4, 2018
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gay porn

Person 1: I just watched some gay porn
Person 2: that's so weird
by childporn April 22, 2025
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