day damn one

this is commonly confused with the phrase 'they damn won'; actually means day one.

uncle phil: day damn one vivian, day damn one

by daydamnoneviviandaydamnone July 05, 2009

One-millimeter defeater

A absolute micropenis (usually on a gay dude) that goes so hard, it’s like getting a shot in your bussy.

Girl ” did you hear Weston has a one-millimeter defeater”
Boy ”Yeah, I felt it. It goes hard like me in a playground”

by Penis man :/ April 07, 2022

beast with one arm

A euphamism for someone who is masturbating.

Every night when I think about Heidi Klum I make the beast with one arm.

by Nazzeh! March 13, 2004

one way motherfucker

Someone who acts in a way that only benefits themselves.

"You didn't grab me a drink on your round? man you a one way motherfucker"

by Jibroni69 February 12, 2016

check one young

To call the attention of those around you.

Jamal: Yo, Darnel. Check one young.

Darnel: Hello Jamal. How are your studies.

by DitryDan April 21, 2008

It’s always the quiet ones

A phrase used to describe how quiet people are into extremely weird, niche or erotic things.

“Hey did you hear? Mary is into BDSM!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

“My favourite anime is Miss Caretaker of Sunohara-sou!”
“It’s always the quiet ones.”

by UhohitstheGermanEmpire April 15, 2021

One-Handed Gamer

Someone who faps and plays video-games at the same time.

Person1: Don't play Halo with Dave

Person2: Why not?

Person1 : He's a one-handed gamer

by Dynamite Wolf January 19, 2016