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Parked at the Bond’s house

When you’re parked at the Bond’s house you’re actually speeding down the highway at 80 mph.
Agustin (sends picture of backseat of car)
Jon: Don’t you crash again boy.

Agustin: I was Parked at the Bond’s house.
by SilentAssassin224 February 7, 2021
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Anti-House Movement

Anti House Movement is not opposed of House music, it’s opposed to escapism, of the degradation of the moment that is such pure bliss. just talking about it dissolves its essence. Reality is those beautiful moments AND also those wildly dark moments that we choose to mask. We ostracize others for what we all have engaged in ourselves. Escape is to ignore or cover up. Anti House Movement is a journey through frequency, tone and lyricism that holds these parts of ourselves as reality. These realities should be addressed and faced through introspection, mindfulness, and in the end, acceptance. Elitism has no place in Anti-House. We are only as good as the lowest common denominator. It’s not always going to be comfortable, but everyone will have a deeper understanding/appreciation/connection with other patrons. The journey is worth the reward on the other side. It’s time to share this experience. AJME
Anti-House Movement, Critical Theorist's approach to House Music's Utilitarianism, pertaining to a specific genre classified as Anti-House.
by AJME the Orchestrator August 28, 2023
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House Bike

One girl who has hooked up with five or more guys from the same fraternity.
"Dude have you fucked her yet, she's such a house bike"
by Jak'n'jill September 24, 2015
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House Fight

A house full of 4+ people going bodies in each and every room the house has. Some say it’s “Bed, Bath, and Beyond Brawl” Just fuckers getting mollywaped
#House Fight #Party #fight #mollywaped
by _skinny March 10, 2021
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Mental take a house

An exclamation, describing dissatisfaction, confusion or otherwise bewilderment with current situation/problem.

May be found in Caryll Churchill's 'Love and Information'
You are taking a test, finding a question hard to understand, one could state "that's a real mental take a house"
by Infolover69 September 11, 2021
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crack house

A place where a crack head can circumvent. Lounge ,purchase, and enjoy their drug
I'm gonna head to the crack house for a rock
by Towli37 November 6, 2018
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House of Sprits

Also known as the voices, bullshit or the bullshit machine it is a game the Officers and CPOs in the Coast Guard use to get fragmented phrases through repetition in your mind. Mainly used as a put down or to scare someone out of the service. It first started in Sector San Juan.
Chief: You know what they are using on him right?

JO: Yes, “house of sprits” or using the voice machine ie electronic harassment to scare him out of advancement again. Hahahaha.
by Cats are all gray now January 10, 2025
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