Poo-rat

Shitty little dog. Usually yappy and annoying.

Please can you stop your poo-rat from humping my foot?

It's considered the height of fashion for a sophisticated lady to carry a poo-rat in her handbag.

See also "King Poo-rat": when shitty little dogs get their leads tangled.

by Bewildered Xennial November 20, 2023

The Dementor Poo

When a person has eaten something that doesn't agree with them, or has eaten bad food for an extended period of time, and they do a shit so nasty and painful that the hairs stand up on their arms and they feel like they will never be happy again, like there is no light at the end of the tunnel

"That shit wasn't just food leaving me, it was happiness, like a dementor was sucking on my arsehole... The Dementor Poo"

by RossyKrazed June 22, 2017

Mouth poo

Vomit

Please excuse me, I am forced to mouth poo

by njb45 April 11, 2021

Poo load

Having a large quantity of an item which is more than a crap ton and less than a shit ton.

She has a poo load of kids.

by McKeiser March 25, 2020

kung fu poo

shitting in your wife's mouth then kissing her with the tongue

man 1:yooooo sup homie

man 2:yesterday i gave my wife kung fu poo

man 3 : it taste amazing right

by makemecumdaddy123 May 09, 2022

Kung Fu Poo

The act of crapping one's pants, then kicking one's leg so that the turd flies out the bottom of the pant leg.

Shouldn't have trusted that fart. I had the Kung fu poo that crap out onto the floor.

by David14 April 06, 2023

Fat Poo Head

An overweight person with their head resembling faeces (FAT poo head) or a person with their head resembling a large piece of faeces (FAT POO head)

Why did you throw my ball over the fence! I hate you, you FAT POO HEAD I HATE YOU

by yers police May 20, 2021