orangutan porn

the shit a 8 year old beats their meat to after going to the zoo

Me: hey kid are you watching planet of the apes? i love that movie!
Kid: yeah
Me: why the fuck is Caesar butt-fucking Maurice?

Kid: im sorry for lying this is Orangutan Porn

by WENDSDEH July 26, 2024

cereal porn

When man is eating a bowl of cereal and watching porn with significant other at the same time then when the man is ready to nut he ejaculates in the bowl and then your significant other takes the bowl with nut and milk and swallows it all

Man:Babe you want to cereal porn
Woman:Yes

Man&woman eat cereal watching porn and jacking off
Man:I'm cumming drink it
Man grunts while Nutting in the bowl of milk
Woman takes bowl and drinks it all
Woman:That tastes so good

by Thatbitch7600! December 15, 2022

Porn

Why are you searching porn on Urban Dictionary? Go to Pornhub for that.

Stop searching porn on Urban Dictionary you weirdos

by UltimateDoge April 13, 2025

porn

When you watch a video online of people having sex.

dude, how do you get all that porn? on Xvideos, of course!

by Lilbitch August 21, 2017

Porn

Sexual material which destroys your brain by messing up your dopamine receptors, releasing extremely high amounts of dopamine, that nothing else can, causing you to not find anything else as fun, making you pretty much depressed and causes extremely unrealistic expectations for sex, but most people defend it as they are addicts themselves.

That coomer still watches porn? no wonders he's so depressed, and he hasn't even gone to easypeasymethod.org to easily help quit his sad ass addiction!

by knewyawkboi April 2, 2022

Porn

The source of every single persons happiness

I still have my dick out because I was just watching porn

by Dr.dudepersonmanwhoisnotawoman February 20, 2020

Porn

Stuff I love

I’m going to go jerk off to some porn

by Tfisdat March 15, 2020