Jack McBride

The world's sweatiest clash royale player and the world's sorest mobile loser no cap.
plays Fortnite occasionally for "fun" but sweats like a dog in a Chinese restaurant.

lmao i just clapped a Jack McBride

by dropshot_ash May 8, 2019

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Classic Jack

Getting politely rejected by a woman

Jack - “Lisa because robin isn’t darbying you anymore can I? I also don’t piss the bed! Clean Sheet McGee they call me”

Lisa - “ohhh what 😂”

Peter & Nathan “that’s a classic Jack”

by Swizzels May 16, 2019

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Walnut Jack

The act of eating a dog with a spork and a whisk

Peen con leche son Walnut Jack

by Asswhooper69 March 28, 2019

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JACK GUNTHER

my dad owns a salt company

JACK GUNTHER go to the office now

by LOVER-WITH-ANOTHER-MOTHER April 16, 2019

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A Jack Mclean

A Jack McLean is where you break a brand new toy by accident, moments after receiving it.

Kyle! You haven't done a Jack Mclean on your brand new toy have you!?

by TMYVP June 20, 2019

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Top-notch guy, quite annoying. Gets hit with a VSCO girl’s blue hydro flask on the daily. He’s pretty cool but kind of a loner at the same time. Tends to REEEEE quite often. Other than that, 10/10 solid guy.

Me: Is that Jack Rogers?
You: Faints
Jack: REEEEEEEE

by Broomstick Bashee September 27, 2019

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