School water

School water is the musty school fountain water that tastes dry and metallic

Man I have some water but it’s school water .

by Gilb0rt April 21, 2022

Middle School

a pointless waist of time that causes depression due to your grades going to shit and people being dicks.

Mom-" yells at me for grades"
Me- " damn, i see why dad left, it just middle school, fuck off"

by JusTheFax. December 1, 2020

School computer

The shittiest machine ever.
can't do anything on this lousy machine
probably made by goblins in the year 10000000000000000 b.c. and then puked up by a yak and pooped out by a skunk
SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO DAMN GLITCHY ITS PHYSICALLY FUCKING IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!

student: I HATE THIS FUCKING SCHOOL COMPUTER!!!
teacher: YOU WERE UNMUTED!
student: DAMN IT!!!!
Nelson Muntz: HAW HAW!

by Lovecraftian_Horror#1 January 19, 2021

new school

the opposite of old school

this is old school but this is new school

by oi hello there January 29, 2021

Haydon school

The most shiftiest school with the shiftiest teachers and the shiftiest food.
And every single teacher in there is a nonce who likes looking at little kids

Haydon school means it’s shit

by MR JONES THE NONCE February 2, 2021

Aldwickbury School

A POG champ school where absolute fat neeks go to! Apart from me, I’m cool 😎

Boy 1: I go to aldwickbury school
Boy 2: Your a fat neek then

by Your_nan69420 May 22, 2021

Canford School

Voted by Tatler as the public (private) school of the year in 2019, Canford is home to the largest population of nouveau riche twats in south-west England. Under the illusion that they are by some stretch aristocrats, no mention of their names appear in the Peerage.
It must be said, the school is pretty fucking gorgeous.

Canford School is kinda leng.

by reallyrandomindividual April 12, 2023