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Pocket Sherlock

When you channel the Sherlock Holmes you have in your pocket to solve your problem and then put him to sleep again.
"It's always the cable's fault." - Your Pocket Sherlock
by anonymous May 20, 2024
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Pockets

Something women have difficulty finding, because when they do, THEY'RE FAKE!!!!
Sarah: Oh my gosh, Debbie, this dress has pockets!
Debbie: Woah, you're so lucky, I don't even have pockets on these pants!
by TotallyNotAnOwOCat October 10, 2021
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Pocket bunny

A pocket bunny is a bottom who takes the glorious strokes of the pocket owner. Often times a prison bitch is called a pocket bunny. But can also be a term of endearment.
Walking thru the snow, my girlfriend got cold so I pulled my pocket out of my jeans so she could hold it. Thus becoming my pocket bunny aka trouser bitch.
by Mr trouser snake April 22, 2022
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Hot pocket

A hot pocket is usually a type of microwaved food, although it can also be a 4 person sleeping bag. It is made when they all consume 1.2 metric tons of Taco Bell, then proceed to fart with the ocasional shit making a hot pocket of air inside of the bag. You can make this a double by eating hot pockets before the taco bell however it probably won’t have much effect.
That dude has the brain of a hot pocket.
But that’s an object?
An object filled with shit.
by balslinmyjaaas July 12, 2022
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God pocket

Shaun wasn't sure if he could get his fireworks through customs so he had to smuggle them in his God pocket
by Ash Castle October 16, 2012
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pocket cookies

The act of sexual intercourse while holding the female’s hair as she hurls in the toilet.
Sarah is in rough shape after all those drinks. I’ll take her back to the room for some pocket cookies.
by optical Dr. February 24, 2024
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tiny pocket dr t

"THERE WERE NO HOT TIPS. ONLY TINY POCKET DR T. HAHAHAHAHAHAHA BOOM!"
by jeffdiamondchin November 24, 2020
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