dank pocket

Anus

I shoved that can of monster so far into his dank pocket that I was drinking it out of his mouth.

by wnigwigga November 24, 2014

pocket live

A feature on Facebook that allows users to live stream what they're doing at that moment, at randomly inappropriate times. (Think: Pocket Dialing... except using Facebook Live)

Ray: "Yo, did you see Pete snoring last night? It was hilarious."

Dave: "Yup that was the funniest pocket live video I've seen in awhile!"

by RogerBlack January 24, 2022

Entry your pockets

This means whoever wrote this is a dumbass

Entry your pockets now.

by Thanosindisguise April 30, 2021

Pocket gremlins

Despicable little creatures that inhabit your pockets, responsible for screwing up your phone by magically deleting contacts, disconnecting you at inopportune times, and writing naughty words with voice to text you would never dream of sending.

After waiting 45 minutes on hold, my doctors office finally picked up and those pocket gremlins cut us off.

by Go with the bro September 11, 2023

Pocket bomb

someone who is a middle eastern detrimental midget

Gavin: you act so sped without your pocket bomb here.
Koa: you mean maria?

by f4iryg0ds September 24, 2021

Pocket Munching

pocket munching is an activity typically performed in a place where alcohol is served but no food is available. Thinking ahead, the pocket muncher will randomly pull food out of their pocket and start munching. This is done in order to achieve optimal alcohol metabolization, ensuring that more alcohol can be consumed without the unwanted conditions that lead to memory loss & hangovers. Pocket munching is a popular and considerate gesture among experienced alcohol consumers.

"Got my pocket munchies.. no freshman mistakes tonight"

"Pocket munchies keep my stomach happily digesting all that vodka"

"I have such a hangover because I ran out of pocket munchies before the bar ran out of liquor"

"pocket munching makes the drunkies go away"

by ycart September 14, 2010

Pocket Avalanche

A "pocket avalanche" is an event that occurs when you have something in your pockets, and they somehow slip out all at once due to a physical activity such as bending down to pick something up.

Looks like Bob is having a pocket Avalanche over there with his pens!

by Paradox Pee January 05, 2020