Dirty Geronimo

After clarifying with sexual partner that there will be no anal involved in this session, you yell "Geronimo", and proceed with vigor, to insert your member into her anal cavity.

Debra will not try anal sex with me, I'm gonna have to give her the ol' Dirty Geronimo

by LilSass92 July 6, 2010

Dirty bathtub

when you are in the bathtub and your grandma walks in and says "can i help you?" and you say yeah grandma get my back.

I got a dirty bathtub last night.

by aphbesties May 13, 2010

Dirty seal

1. The act of straightening your hair so poorly, its almost as though you did it with your feet.

2.It's also when the texture and cleanliness of the hair in question resembles that of a dirty seal's feases-encrusted fur.

sick cunt 1- Christ did you see Mary's hair this morning?

sick cunt 2- Chaa, yeah, she's totally got the dirty seal thing going on.

by Cady XIII May 13, 2009

dirty snowstorm

The guy is working the girl from behind and cums in her asshole. She turns around and gets him to eat her out and while his face is downtown, she farts in it. And that's what you call a Dirty Snowstorm.

If you want to get back at a guy for being a punk, give him a dirty snowstorm.

by knarfrefinnej May 15, 2006

Dirty Landscaper

A sex game that allows the man to act as landscaper, and the woman to act as the landscape. First the man "aerates" the woman by poking his penis into her mouth, vagina, and anus. Then, he trims her pubic hair, followed by ejaculating on her, serving as an "incesticide". Finally, the man releases feces on the woman as an act of "fertilizing".

During a hot chili dinner, Megan told Brad that she felt "unkempt" and could use a trim. Brad, thinking on his toes....suggested that it may be time for the "Dirty Landscaper" to pay a visit.

by Muck-a-luck January 24, 2007

dirty gorilla

Prior to receiving slop on your knob, one must shave their pubes with a mach 3 and hold said pubes in hand. After busting an enourmous nut in girls, one must follow this romantic act but throwing said pubes in girls face, similar to the motion where one is throwing darts.

When I was a young boy I enjoyed search for young ladies (like melissa ) who would allow me to give them dirty gorillas on the daily.

by Brett Burnette January 5, 2008

dirty campos

n. going for seconds the morning after, without the excuse of insobriety, after having bedded a worse for wear one night stand whilst inebriated

Mr X: Mr Y, did you score with that rotter last night?
Mr Y: I'm afraid I did, but I was soooo wasted
Mr X: I bet you did a dirty campos as well!

by SHmow March 29, 2009