Chris

Chris is a major dick that will steal all of the alcoholic beverages at parties, get drunk, and then pass the fuck out and not interact with anyone the rest of the night. He is also one to be on a tight leash in a relationship and be completely secluded with her and ignore anyone else.

Person 1: “Where’d all the alcohol go?”
Person 2: “Oh, Chris took and drank all of it.”

by Enigmaofmymindarenechanisms May 4, 2018

Chris

Chris is an annoying but funny person he needs to shut the fuck up sometimes. :D He gets jelous really easily but like bitch what??

Chris, stop being annoying.

by ThatUrbanDictionaryGirll December 19, 2018

Chris Pratt

The first man in marvel history to say the f-word.

Hey bro, did you hear that Chris Pratt was the guy in a marvel movie to say the f-word

by Shrek 2.3 March 19, 2024

Chris Lahn

Chris Lahn is that guy who sits in the corner in tech class who just annoys everyone
1.Has all classes with me
2.lives in a swamp with donkey and shrek
3. Has a IQ lower than Aidan
Has crappy business ideas
4. Very judge mental

5.Hard core porn addict
6. has 22 siblins
7.likes to mow the lawn
8. lives in Iraq during the summer
9.watches the Simpsons in his free time
10. Absolute chop
11.needs help when he jumps out of planes
12. has a fear of tiny holes
Finally Chris is often referred to as the special one if you know what i mean !0

definition of Chris Lahn is a chop

by Chris Lahn June 13, 2018

Woke Up Chris Breezy

When a woman pisses you off, but want to be subtle about it, so you don't come off as a misogynistic piece of shit. Can also be used for when you wake up and feel and look like shit. Have fun with the word

Dumb Feminist - "All Men Should Die! We don't need them"

Man - "You know, I woke up Chris Breezy and I could punch something right now, so I would stop being a piece of shit, and take that back"

Dumb Feminist - "Fine, just don't punch me"

by AetherKing July 11, 2023

Chris Harding

The most generous

Yeah Wow, just bought you 30 double rum and cokes mate. I’m feeling like Chris Harding tonight!

by Yoffer June 8, 2024

Chris-ing

(verb) to correct someone with obnoxious facts that are both unnecessary and untrue.

"Well ACTUALLY that's incorrect, it really means..."
"Dude, stop Chris-ing. That's not even right."

by killmeeeeeee January 23, 2017