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Eat my skirt

It's like eating my shorts, or kissing my ass, but with women. And pussy. Or perhaps cock. We don't judge.
"Brad is being such a douche, he should eat my skirt."
"Is that a good or bad thing?"
"Depends on how good he is at it."
by ADegenerateGamer February 27, 2025
mugGet the Eat my skirtmug.
Beyond mere failure, the absolute pinnacle of loserdom.
Amy didn't just fail, it was more like she got last place at a turd eating contest.
by Goat Milking Contest Winner. December 12, 2012
mugGet the last place at a turd eating contestmug.

Eat chocolate all day

You can eat chocolate all day on the 29th of october
by Kiana made it ee October 20, 2020
mugGet the Eat chocolate all daymug.

Eat a furry day

December 7 is the day you eat a furry, there I nothing better to do on this day then much on a nice charred furry.
I ate 14 furrys today, it’s national eat a furry day
by Thedaymaker42 November 27, 2023
mugGet the Eat a furry daymug.

Eat shit pit

A saying used by the West Virginia University fans (aka the best people) to the school Pit during the rivle game 85 is used during the song Sweet Caroline
Sweet Caroline EAT SHIT PIT good times never seemed so good.
by WVU fan June 20, 2024
mugGet the Eat shit pitmug.

Eating the colors separate

When you are eating Skittles and you eat the colors separate.
I think this goes without saying...

But ok. When you eating Skittles with your friend and the eat a green and a wild berry purple together while you eat the colors separate and your like NOOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Eating the colors separate means well eating the colors separate.)
by Gc830 May 22, 2019
mugGet the Eating the colors separatemug.

eat poo

Dumbass:Let’s eat poo!
Normal person: no KYS
by It is in my ass September 25, 2018
mugGet the eat poomug.

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